if your shower is cold
when your mom calls you
if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds
when the street lights turn red before you could go
(Source: soulofascorpio)
I start dancing like this:
Then motherfuckers wanna be like what are you listening to and i’m like this:
But then they wanna be persistent and i show them this:
And there like thats a cute girl and i’m like its a dude and there like:
Then they start talking shit and in my head i’m like this:
But instead i say:
And continue on like this:
S MY D HATERS! ;D
(Source: wastedy0uths)